Sherman's Food Adventures

Pho Hoa (Kingsway Vancouver)

Probably the most recognizable Vietnamese chain restaurant in North America (and other parts of the world), Pho Hoa is the McDonald's of pho. I've been to locations from Edmonton to San Jose. Despite not looking alike whatsoever physically, the food is generally more-or-less the same at each location. Despite what the pictures says, it's not Pho Harestau. I guess the recession has limited their budget on signage. Tonight, Polka King and I were not being very creative with our eating destination after Wednesday night hockey. Trust me, at 1:30am on a Wednesday, creativeness is extremely limited. So, rather than trying to make it before the 2:00am closing time of most late night joints, we settled on the 24-hr pho.

No matter what others feel about Pho Hoa, I personally don't mind it. Yah I know, nothing will blow you away here. Just because it has grown into a large chain doesn't mean it's bad. Instead, they must be doing something right. Wait, lemme take a step back. Not all chain restaurants are necessarily good; but again, they all have their clientele (everyone has different tastes). I don't know about you, one thing that bugs me is the use of lemons instead of limes when it comes to pho. I realize sometimes limes are just not available; but nonetheless, it ain't the same. One thing that unnerves Polka King when it comes to late night eats is the "shady" characters factor. He believes that many of the clientele of late night establishments belong to the criminal element. Thus, he gets a bit nervous. Therefore, I chose not to use the big honking Speedlite flash. Honestly, he worries too much. I'm sure there are more people stopping by for pho from the sex shop next door than gang members. However, it gives new meaning to "special" sauce...

So on the topic of sauce, I liked the hoisin/peanut sauce that came with my Salad Roll. Often, I get really annoyed that the sauce is way too sweet - not in this case. Not a whole lot to say about the roll itself except that the filling was fresh and crunchy. As always, I went for a large #44 (Phở Chín, Nạm, Gầu, Gân, Sách) which has everything yummy like brisket, flank, tripe and tendon. I find that the broth here to be quite decent. Sure, it's a bit on the thin side; but it isn't offensive. I'm sure there is msg; but it's okay with me in this case. One thing that irritates me about the pho here is the lack of noodles and ingredients. Most other Vietnamese restaurants trump Pho Hoa in terms of value. Polka King had the Lemongrass Pork with rice and spring roll. He remarked that the pork chop was flavourful and not overcooked. Too bad about the spring roll though, he would've preferred a rice flour wrapper rather than wheat. Well, there you have it. A relatively non-offensive Vietnamese meal. Nothing to write home about; but reliable eats, especially when most other places are closed. Well, except for the XXX shop next door; but that serves something other than food...

The Good:
- Reliable food
- Open late
- Okay pricing

The Bad:
- Nothing ground-breaking here
- Place needs a cleaning
- Service? What service?

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The Apron

The first time I ever heard of The Apron was at the Hot Chefs Cool Jazz event hosted at the Vancouver Convention Centre. At their food station, I was introduced to 2 unique little bites. The first was a Beef Tartar served on a crispy tendon. The second was Puffed Foie Gras. With those 2 offerings, I realized that The Apron's Executive Chef, Hamid Salimian (no longer with the Apron, he has moved to Diva at the Met), was not afraid to experiment and to think out-of-the-box. Coincidentally, a few weeks later, I recieved an invitation to a tasting at The Apron by a good friend of Chef Hamid on his behalf. Located in the new Westin Wall Centre, The Apron is a modern; yet small restaurant which is both classy and casual. The location is a bit odd since the hotel is situated among car repair shops and empty lots. There is not much in the way of street parking; however, there is complimentary valet for patrons of the restaurant. Once the area is fully developed, I can see everything looking less disheveled.

At this meal, I finally met Matt who writes for Vancouver Slop. It's strange that all this time, we've never crossed paths. He is indeed a very knowledgeable foodie and I certainly hope he can put up with me for another meal sometime down the road! Anyways, with little delay, the feast came at us fast and furious. We started with the Kushi Oyster in a Garden. Presented as if it was a garden, the oysters with a yuzu cloud, sat among edible garnishes. First and foremost, the oysters were fresh and the nice touch of citrus really helped accent the natural sweetness. It was so refreshing that I could've ate the whole garden by myself (which is quite believable with all types of gardens). Next up was a very interesting interpretation of Popcorn Shrimp. Normally, most people associate popcorn shrimp as something breaded and fried. In this particular version, there are indeed shrimp; but the similarities end there. With mini spot prawns, smoked steelhead roe, powdered popcorn, puffed rice, mayonnaise and orange pieces, this was not like any popcorn shrimp I've ever had. With so many components, the result was a good contrast of textures between the shrimp, roe and crunchy bits. Furthermore, the smoked flavour of the roe and tartness of the orange provided a nice balance.

At this point I was yakking about how I remembered the 2 offerings from the Apron station at the Hot Chefs Cool Jazz event. As if they had read my mind, the Beef Tartar and Crispy Tendon arrived. So, we essentially have a piece of crispy tendon (yes, not a misprint) employed as a serving and eating vessel for the beef tartar (comprised of pickled shallots and crumbled egg yolk). Although this is a very clever offering which is also quite unique, I'm personally not all that fond of it. I get the concept of the crispiness being a contrast for the soft beef tartar. Furthermore, I understand the pickled shallots representing the acid in the dish. However, much like the first time I had it, it didn't elicit much of a response from me this time either. Viv thought it lacked flavour despite the many components.

Okay, that concluded our amuse bouche portion of the meal, now onto the dinner (albeit smaller tasting portions of course). Another interesting take on a classic was the English Pea Soup. We were first presented with a bowl with the individual ingredients for us to see before the pea soup was served table side. With the use of molecular gastronomy, we had the buttermilk served as a bubble. A mint "crouton" (more like gelee), Tyrol bacon and peas rounded out the ingredients. Combined with the smooth pea soup, each item contributed to the flavour profile in a clean and discernible fashion. I could taste the mint, buttermilk and bacon; yet at the same time, they all went well together.

Now, the second item from the Hot Chefs Cool Jazz event was the Puffed Foie Gras. I remembered this one fondly. I was ever-so-happy to see it again! Chef Hamid explained how he "puffed" the foie gras; but honestly, I wasn't listening. My mouth was just watering... By virtue of being puffed, the foie gras is appreciably lighter and airy. Accompanied by a sour cherry fluid jelly, port, beet and warm brioche, this was a luxurious; yet easy dish to eat. There was just enough tartness to cut through the richness of the foie gras. At the sixth dish, most tasting menus would be wrapping up. Oh no, we were only HALFWAY though! Arriving next was the Seared Scallop with spiced basmati rice, coconut curry froth and pineapple carpaccio. A pretty straightforward dish with the scallop cooked perfectly with nice caramelization. The rice was good; but due to the small amount, it didn't add much to the dish.

Okay, onto the second half of the dinner... We got Lobster with Yukon gold gnocchi, morels, Parmesan crisp finished with a lobster emulsion. The lobster consisted of a whole claw which was cooked perfectly. The naturally sweet flesh went well with the fragrant emulsion and earthy morels. The gnocchi were tender and of a perfect size. Heading back to the molecular gastronomical well, we got the Sous Vide Pacific Provider Salmon served with Provencal tart, apron chorizo and sunchoke coriander vinaigrette. As mentioned by another diner at the table, the salmon was devoid of texture due to the sous vide method of cooking. This may be one of those dishes that one will either love or hate. For me, I loved the flavours (especially the chorizo), but the salmon was indeed too mushy for my liking.

Now, here comes the epic fail. No, not in terms of the food. I was so enjoying my Queen Charlotte Sablefish that I forgot to take a picture of it! *Gasp* the horror!!! Let's just say that it was seared perfectly with a nice crisp exterior. Thankfully, I didn't forget to take a picture of the Slow Cooked Lamb Shank accompanied by sweet bread foie gras sausage, cipollini onion, whipped carrot and natural jus. If you know me, I really like lamb; thus, I'm a bit picky regarding its execution. This particular piece of lamb was prepared excellently being moist and gelatinous while still maintaining its meatiness. I especially liked digging out the bone marrow. The sausage was interesting and quite good; but I'm not sure how it tied into the dish particularly. It was meaty richness upon meaty richness.

Finally, we made it to dessert and we started with a "pre-dessert" of White chocolate and Kalamansi. It consisted of a ball of white chocolate filled with liquid kalamansi (it's a Chinese orange) resting on a bed of powdered white chocolate. The trick is to put the whole thing in your mouth and let it "pop". Once again, a very creative offering; but the presentation would've benefited from some colour. So our last course... finally... was the Sous Vide Apricot Tart with Babes honey ice cream, rose water marshmallow and almond & hazelnut soil. This was a pleasant end to the meal. I particularly liked the soft and sweet apricot paired with the deliciously smooth ice cream.

With the sheer amount of items we got to sample, naturally, there would be some that I liked and some not so much. With that being said, the tasting was quite good. I really enjoyed Chef Hamid's creativeness and willingness to take chances (and the use of molecular gastronomy). It's not often that we see this type of risk-taking at Hotel-based restaurants. Of course I expected the food to be prepared carefully since I was invited to this tasting; yet no one can question Chef Hamid's skill. It remains to be seen if other patrons will appreciate his creations; but at the very least, it will not be boring food.

*Note: This was an invited dinner where all food was comped*

The Good:
- Creative culinary interpretation
- Hotel-food with some flair
- Almost flawless execution

The Bad:
- Some items get lost in translation
- Physical size of the restaurant is quite small

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Zakkushi

After a relatively ho-hum experience at Kushi Box, you'd think I was not really all that interested in trying out Zakkushi (which happens to be the full service version). Well, I didn't dislike the food at Kushi Box, I just thought it was pricey for what I got. Thus, after softball, as we were discussing eating destinations, I agreed into giving it a try. The closest location for us was the one at Main & King Ed in the same plaza as Beefy Beef. Now if you weren't specifically looking for the place, you won't necessarily find it. Hidden in the south corner of the plaza and masked by a wooden fence, it doesn't even look like a restaurant. Alas, it is indeed, in a very Izakaya-type form. The specialty here are the Kushi or charcoal-grilled meats on skewers. Mixed into the menu are Izakaya-type items, sashimi, sushi, rice and noodles. Joining me were Bear, Silent Bob, Milhouse and Boss Woman.

While not exactly spacious, this particular location can be considered enormous when compared to the other Zakkushis. We ended up with the "share" table at the front; but for the time, we never had to share it. This was probably due to Boss Woman occupying 3 spots to herself... So the meal began to go sideways before we even got a chance to order. We waited for about 10 minutes before we could flag someone down for the menu. It was probably another 5 minutes for the tea. Other than the Kushi, one item in the menu really caught my attention - Bukkake Soba. Wow, that sounded really interesting. I wonder if it is creamy and salty??? At this point Silent Bob was not very silent. He wanted nothing to do with this or be associated with the dish. Well, I just had to have it. Not every day you get a Bukkake! In addition to that, I got one each of the Gyu-Tan, P-Toro, G-Beef, Goma and Chicken Hearts. Unfortunately, they ran out of chicken hearts, so I got another skewer of Gyu-Tan (more tongue, how can anyone not like that?). Milhouse was getting a bit uncomfortable with the talk of Bukkake and tongue. To change topics, I suggested we share an Ebi-Mayo. He looked at me strangely. I guess that didn't sound too good either...

So Bear started off with the Appetizer Trio for $5.80. He got a double order of Gomae and a Goma Tofu. Unlike most "Japanese" restaurants out there, the gomae was not drenched in a candy sweet sesame sauce. Rather, we have perfectly tender spinach mixed with shoyu, toasted sesame and black sesame. Much richer and delicate flavours at work here. The tofu was smooth while not falling apart. Plated on black sesame dressing, the flavour was nutty and understated. Boss Woman wasn't all that hungry and went for the Japanese Calamari served with plum mayo. She liked the dip while the calamari itself was not that crispy. Much like foreshadowing my soba, the Ebi-Mayo arrived drenched in chili mayo. Lightly battered, the shrimp were quite good, if not a bit greasy. For some odd reason, Bear and Milhouse got their Zakkushi Savory Bowls next, while I was still waiting for my kushis and soba. I say odd because as you can clearly see, the bowls consist of rice, egg, mayo, teriyaki chicken and 2 skewers. We weren't exactly sure why they got their skewers while the ones that Silent Bob and I ordered didn't arrive at the same time. As for the bowls, both seemed to enjoy it with all items cooked the way it should be. The bowls looked very much like the one I got from Kushi Box, except plated more nicely.

Silent Bob decided to give the Triple Salmon Roll a go. It is named as such since there is salmon inside, salmon on the outside, topped with salmon roe. I didn't get to try the roll; however, Silent Bob enjoyed it. He thought the rice was prepared correctly. For me at least, the roll seemed too heavy on the rice. Okay, finally after a few complaints about my food taking so very long, I got my Bukkake... er... my Bukkake Soba I mean. Bear and Milhouse figured the reason for the delay was that the chefs were working really hard in the kitchen to produce this dish. I think Silent Bob wanted to just leave us at that point. The very al dente cold soba was topped with 2 fried shrimp, grated radish, green onion, tobiko, bonito, nori and a soft-poached egg. Essentially, this is Zaru Soba on steriods. Soba tsuyu (which consists of mirin, dashi and kaeshi) was served on the side. Being quite hungry from all the waiting since everyone had practically finished, I hastily mixed the whole thing together and ended up with what you see in the picture. At this point, everyone was quite relieved that they had already finished their food. Seeing that it was Bukkake Soba, they were quite troubled by the visual. Milhouse bravely proclaimed that it looked a bit "chunky". Heck, I didn't care, I was so hungry, I scoffed it down quickly and got it all over my face. What a messy bukkake soba!

Okay, after that, I was still hungry since my kushi hadn't arrived yet. After nearly 1.5 hours since we had arrived at the restaurant, we got our kushi. Okay, I understand that the place was busy and many people had ordered kushi. But honestly, if this is their specialty, there needs to be more resources in place to keep up with the demand. There is absolutely no excuse to keep patrons waiting for over an hour for meat on a stick. Other than the requisite apology when I had complained a few times of the wait time for my food, there was no other concession made. It could only be me; but if you make a customer wait over an hour for something that is equivalent of an appetizer, there is something horribly wrong.

Alright, was it worth the wait? Um, not really. Don't get me wrong, I liked the yakitori especially the Tsukune Goma (chicken meatball skewer with black sesame). The meat was really moist and the subtle nuttiness of the black sesame made for a simple; yet very clean tasting product. I was also quite happy with my Gyu-Tan, P-Toro and G-Beef. All were pleasant to eat; however, if you consider that the 5 skewers cost me $11.20 in total, it's not exactly cheap. In fact, most of the food at Zakkushi is a bit pricey considering what you get. It's not crazy expensive by no means; yet it's not a cheap eat for sure. In terms of the food, I actually enjoyed it. I'm just not sure that I'm dying to pay a return visit considering the slow service and the even slower food delivery. Well, at the very least, I got to try the Bukkake Soba, even though it's not a good idea to boast about it...

The Good:
- Generally, the food is quite good
- It fills a niche
- A decent array of different items on the menu
- A place where you can get a Bukkake... Soba...

The Bad:
- A bit pricey for what you get
- Slow service
- Kushi shouldn't take over 1 hour

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Bert's

*Restaurant is now closed*

Finally. We get to play our very first softball game of the season. You see, last week, it was raining much like it does during the spring in Vancouver. Thus, the game was postponed. That didn't stop us from eating at Grand Honour though! This time, it looked quite contentious until around noon when the weather began to clear up. One problem. It was both cold and very windy. Furthermore, threatening skies lay above as I drove towards the ball field. When we got out to the field, I cursed my decision not to bring a fleece. It was #$)*#$)# cold with gale force winds. Well, not really; but honestly, how do you play softball when a pop fly suddenly becomes a home run? It made for some precariously difficult pitching. Imagine a ball appearing to head right over the plate, just to be blown a full foot to the right. Talk about a curveball! Whatever the case, we were there and we were going to play. Moreover, I really wanted to use my new composite bat! Yes, I was excited about something else other than eating for once. But that didn't mean food wasn't on my mind during the game either. We sure played like it was the first game of the season. I don't think we were able to make a play for 3 innings. Either that or our hands were just too cold to be useful. Luckily we made a late comeback and won it on a walk off double in the final inning. Dramatic, yes. Excited? No. You see, we were all freezing and just wanted to get the heck outta there. We were not really in the mood to debate about where to eat and ultimately settled on Bert's.

Now let me get this out of the way first. Bert's is a diner. It has been at its current location since 1948. It doesn't look much like it did in 1948; but is sure does a good job replicating the 70's! Yes, they kick it ol' skool here. No Ahi Tuna spring rolls with lime ponzu dressing here! Here you'll find all the diner classics, including all day breakfast. With that in mind, Boss Woman had the Breakfast #1, which included 2 pancakes, 2 eggs and sausages. Hey, nothing amazing here; but the pancakes were fluffy, eggs sunny side up and links were good. Solid breakfast for $5.50. Bear, after a long hibernation (welcome back!), had the Hot Beef Sandwich. With the roast beef being a bit dry, the gravy saved the dish. Having the right consistency and not being overly salty, this is your prototypical diner gravy. Silent Bob and Miss Y both had burgers. She went for the Deluxe Mushroom and he opted for the Deluxe Bacon Cheeseburger. The consensus was that both burgers were decent. With Vera's right next door, these burgers probably don't compete; however, for the price, they did the job. As for the fries, they were your generic french fries. Miss Y remarked that her onions could've been sauteed a bit longer. There were some more cooked pieces; but I dropped them on the table as I was taking a photo. She kept reminding me of that all throughout the meal...

As for my meal, I went for one of their daily specials being the Veal Cutlets. Included was a vegetable soup and rice pudding for dessert. Smothered with the same gravy as Bear's beef sandwich, it made for an okay dish. I thought the veal was quite dry and flavourless. If it weren't for the gravy, I probably would've not liked it at all. Furthermore, the limp vegetables were bringing back memories of Knight & Day. Yes, not a compliment. I did like the mash potatoes though, it did well with the gravy. Milhouse also had breakfast in the form of a Spanish Omelet. To me, it looked quite overdone; but he seemed to enjoy it. I guess we have to be realistic here. Bert's is not the type of restaurant to see or to be seen. It's ol' skool and almost defiantly un-modern. The presentation is lacking and the food is not ground-breaking. However, these types of places have their clientele and retain a certain charm. For me, it's okay eats given the situation. The food is plentiful, prices are right and the service still comes with a personable smile.

The Good:
- Pricing ain't bad, except for some of their larger entrees
- Service that really is friendly
- You know what you're gonna get

The Bad:
- Don't expect modern food here
- Nothing great, nothing terrible

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Golden Oscar

After falling behind 2-0 in our Friday night hockey game, we were able to come back to tie the game and send it into a shootout. For me, anytime we head into a shootout, it is truly nerve-wracking. I'll admit it, the fact that the outcome of the game falls on my shoulders can be stressful. Fortunately for me, I didn't suddenly envision a crab cake flying towards me rather than a puck; thus we ended up winning. Phew! Now I can concentrate on eating! With 7 of us heading out for late night eats, we had to pick a place that was open late, could accommodate all of us and provide a variety of food. My idea was Golden Oscar, which happens to be the good ol' Hong Kong-style cafe. When I made the suggestion, Silent Bob remarked that he didn't even know what that really meant. To tell you the truth, it is a interesting concept. Imagine unique interpretations of Asian and Western food all in a Chinese cafe.

Located in a somewhat random corner mall, Golden Oscar and its neighbouring businesses are in predominantly residential area. By maximizing the little that they have for a parking lot, it is a recipe for disaster. Narrow spots, even narrower driving lanes coupled with crappy drivers, it leaves most people praying that nothing happens to their car. Luckily it was late in the evening and we could park crooked if we wanted to. Mind you, that happens all the time here anyways... Usually, at a HK-style cafe, there are a whole lot of options when it comes to food. However, I usually try to go for their set meals since I like meat. Unlike Angel Cafe and Alleluia, there is no option for picking 3 meats as a meal. Therefore, I thought that the Mixed Grill would provide me with all the meats I wanted. However, when it arrived, it looked like I got Chicken Steak instead. Well, it was indeed chicken steak. Uh, how the hell does "mixed grill" sound like "chicken steak"??? Serves me right, I should order in Cantonese next time. Everyone encouraged me to send it back; but honestly, I didn't want to take that chance. I might get back a mixed grill alright... but who knows what that would entail! Well, the dish that I ended up with was quite good. Essentially 2 deboned chicken legs that are pan-fried, they were juicy and the black pepper sauce was flavourful.

Boss Woman picked two items from the mini-set menu and also ended up with 2 beverages (each item includes one drink). When both dishes arrived, she admitted to being a bit greedy since there was too much food. Oh really? It seems she orders 2 dishes almost every time at HK-style cafes! Anyways, she started with the Fried Flat Rice Noodle which is essentially Singapore fried noodles without the vermicelli. She liked this dish since the noodles were soft while retaining their shape and plenty flavourful without being too greasy. Her 2nd dish, which is evidently her favourite was Shrimp Egg Swirl on Rice. With big crunchy shrimp in a scrambled egg sauce, this was another good dish. However, she didn't
prefer the rice and stated it would've been better without it. I'm not sure why she didn't order the Shrimp and Eggs like she usually does instead; but I didn't really go further with it. After all, she's Boss Woman...

Milhouse and Mr. Blueberry ordered practically the same dish albeit with different meats. One had the Chicken Fried Noodle and the other had the Pork Fried Noodle. Since they looked practically alike, I only posted a picture of the pork fried noodle (well, it also turned out to be a better picture too!). Although the 2 fried noodles appeared to be quite saucy, they both liked it since there was no absence of ingredients. Personally, I wasn't that impressed with the pool of sauce once all the noodles had been eaten. I guess it's personal preference in this case. Gadget Girl did her best impression of Miss Y and ordered something out of left field. Usually something you'd order at a wonton noodle house, she had the Fish Cake Lai Fun (fish mousse with rice noodles). There wasn't much to comment on this bowl of noodle since both the noodles and fish cake are not made in house. She did remark that the soup was a bit bland.

Silent Bob couldn't find anything really that he wanted and settled on the Portuguese Chicken with rice. Honestly, I'm not even sure if he knew what it was since he looked confused when it arrived. In reality, it's essentially a light coconut curry with chicken. He ate most of it so I suppose it was good? I didn't get a chance to find out, he didn't say anything about it... Polka King went for the Cream of Corn and Chicken Rice. Now, if this looks like someone took a can of Green Giant creamed corn and added chicken and egg to it and dumped it on top of steamed rice, you are absolutely right. Nothing amazing with this dish; but at the very least it looked and tasted alright. If it weren't enough, Milhouse copied Boss Woman and ordered a second dish - Fried Wontons. Well, they were crunchy and quite light. Surprisingly good really. Although I'm not sure why he was having an appetizer last. Whatever the case, the food is generally quite decent here at a reasonable price. Nothing ground-breaking here and honestly, the random movie posters on the wall trying to tie in the restaurant name is quite laughable. But it's not the ambiance that matters really.

The Good:
- Inexpensive
- Decent eats
- Lots of options

The Bad:
- Parking lot only fit for Honda Fits
- Nasty tasting soft drinks (as observed by Mr. Blueberry)

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